13 NOVEMBER 2011
NEWS IS...
THE "QUEEN OF THE SCONE"
BETTY JEFFREE
HAS HUNG UP HER BAKING TRAYS...
BETTY JEFFREE
HAS HUNG UP HER BAKING TRAYS...
FOR GOOD!!!!
NO MORE DEVONSHIRE TEAS AT ROSE COTTAGE!!!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE BEADED CROCHETED MILK-JUG COVERS?
READ ON...
Terrible news here from Tambaroora. Betty Jeffree, that stalwart of the scone, has dusted the flour from her fingers, and, shock, horror, wiped the blackboards clean.
Crumbs!!
Crumbs!!
UNBELIEVABLE, THOUGH IT MAY SEEM...
THE SCONE IS GONE
No more Devonshire Teas at Rose Cottage.
No more sitting in Betty's beautiful garden with her gorgeous follies.
No more exquisitely pretty table settings,
AND THE WORST OF THE WORST...
NO BETTY...
This is sad day for anyone wanting to experience (or re-experience) Betty's intergalactically famous "Devonshire Tea". This will be a blow to Nannas and gay men everywhere!
AN ERA HAS ENDED
All the very best to Betty.
Thanks Betty. You're the Bees' knees!!!!
Now...
WHO WILL PICK UP THE TEA-CUP????
RUMOURS ABOUND!!
CAN IT BE TRUE???
GORGEOUS POULTRY FANCIER & PLUMBER TURNED BAKER
Sue Thomson and Steve Rattray
TO PICK UP THE MANTLE!!!
Devonshire Teas will be now be served at that other wonderful bastion of yummy-pretty
HOSIES
Oh my god! Maybe, if Betty changes her mind, there'll be a Scone War!!!!
...stay tuned...
...In the pipeline...
BIG AL RESTORES RUNNING WATER IN TAMABAROORA!
RIP PETER ROEBUCK.
Karin and Michael Ramsden will miss you!!!
A god-awful day for cricket!
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