NOW IT'S A NEW BLOODY SUPER HIGHWAY!!!

YESTERDAY... A NEW SOLAR SYSTEM 

see post "Saturday, October, 20, 2012"

TODAY....

A NEW BLOODY SUPER HIGHWAY...!!!!

My husband, Michael Ramsden (artist and voluptuary) and I returned from our daily walk to find a NEW ROAD had been laid in our absence.

We'd only been gone 90 minutes!!!!

Aren't road workers" meant to be slack-abouts???
Doesn't "road-making" entail sitting around millions of dollars of heavy machinery drinking tea and eating sandwiches??

Isn't the term "road worker" (snigger, snigger) a synonym for "shovel-prop" and "bludger"??

God Damn it, 

Isn't "Road-Worker" 

one of the World's 

GREAT OXYMORONS??

Not so!

THESE GUYS ROCKED!!!

Clearly things are happening

HERE

in Tambaroora!!

Let's review the facts

A New Solar System is created in Tambaroora.

Following close on its heels
we have
The creation of a  New Superhighway.

Are the two events linked???

Is this an opportunity for a conspiracy theory? 

Does it have the seeds of a vicious rumour?

You bet it does!

...watch this space...

Many thanks to thebryceisright.net for the photo of the construction crew. 
The second photo "Burmese and Chinese labourers using hand tools to reopen the Burma Road in southwest China, 1944" is reproduced via the US Library of Congress
All text KMR

"I WORE SUEDE SHOES!!!!"

Shocking confessions rock small 
community

A long-time Hill End and resident admits... 

"I walked to the edge of decency and...

JUMPED!

In a scandalous series of revelations a Hill End "aficionado" confessed, not just to purchasing suede shoes but to wearing them. The aforementioned shoes wore bought, and worn, in the olden days when when a sophisticated series of codes were used to advertise and excite darker human hungers.

"I am NOT gay!" 

Yeah. Right!

So what's with the long time "companion"

Is this just the tip of the iceberg???
We know who you are!!!

What next??

RED TIES...??

GREEN CARNATIONS...?

Watch this space...

Hang on...
OMG!!
My husband, Michael Ramsden, wears suede-shoes!!!

This publication would like to thank Virginia Jones for permission to use her photograph.  The image can be found at http://paristhroughmylens.blogspot.com

Many thanks Virginia

  

Hill End may have its new MASTER PLAN

But TAMBAROORA has a 

new 

SOLAR SYSTEM!!!!

OMG! We're all going to die!!!!!

What new forms of alien life will be seen hanging around Tambaroora's hot-spot "The Chimney"???

Read on!!!

In a world first, Tambaroora hosted the creation of a new Solar System this week. 

It was poetic
It was beautiful
It was overdue
it was damned bloody useful!!!

AND

it ALL happened behind

THIS DOOR!!

It looks banal, it looks innocuous but

let's face it...

IT'S CROOKED

What lies behind?

Is it...

the Andromeda Galaxy?

NO....

...IT'S THE 

HYDROMETER GALAXY..

Thanks to our new solar-system
WE NOW HAVE POWER!!!

Light
Computers
Running water...!!

Thanks Robert and Jake from Central West Solar!!
www.centralwestsolar.com.au/